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Thursday, December 29, 2011

Holiday thoughts

I don't celebrate New Years because I believe it to be a Christian holiday like Christmas that has been overdone. First off, the year isn't even correct. If people would actually look into history they would see that it's been bastardized so much it's not even correct. Here is what Wikipedia has to say:
The Gregorian calendar, also known as the Western calendar, or Christian calendar, is the internationally accepted civil calendar.[1][2][3] It was introduced by Pope Gregory XIII, after whom the calendar was named, by a decree signed on 24 February 1582, a papal bull known by its opening words Inter gravissimas.[4] The reformed calendar was adopted later that year by a handful of countries, with other countries adopting it over the following centuries. The motivation for the Gregorian reform was that the Julian calendar assumes that the time between vernal equinoxes is 365.25 days, when in fact it is presently almost exactly 11 minutes shorter. The error between these values accumulated at the rate of about three days every four centuries, resulting in the equinox occurring on March 11 (an accumulated error of about 10 days) and moving steadily earlier in the Julian calendar at the time of the Gregorian reform. Since the Spring equinox was tied to the celebration of Easter, the Roman Catholic Church considered that this steady movement in the date of the equinox was undesirable.

The Gregorian calendar reform contained two parts, a reform of the Julian calendar as used up to Pope Gregory's time, together with a reform of the lunar cycle used by the Church along with the Julian calendar for calculating dates of Easter. The reform was a modification of a proposal made by the Calabrian doctor Aloysius Lilius (or Lilio).[5] Lilius' proposal included reducing the number of leap years in four centuries from 100 to 97, by making 3 out of 4 centurial years common instead of leap years: this part of the proposal had been suggested before by, among others, Pietro Pitati. Lilio also produced an original and practical scheme for adjusting the epacts of the moon for completing the calculation of Easter dates, solving a long-standing difficulty that had faced proposers of calendar reform.

The Gregorian calendar modified the Julian calendar's regular cycle of leap years, years exactly divisible by four,[6] including all centurial years, as follows:

Every year that is exactly divisible by four is a leap year, except for years that are exactly divisible by 100; the centurial years that are exactly divisible by 400 are still leap years. For example, the year 1900 is not a leap year; the year 2000 is a leap year.[7]

In addition to the change in the mean length of the calendar year from 365.25 days (365 days 6 hours) to 365.2425 days (365 days 5 hours 49 minutes 12 seconds), a reduction of 10 minutes 48 seconds per year, the Gregorian calendar reform also dealt with the past accumulated difference between these lengths. Between AD 325 (when the Roman Catholic Church thought the First Council of Nicaea had fixed the vernal equinox on 21 March), and the time of Pope Gregory's bull in 1582, the vernal equinox had moved backward in the calendar, until it was occurring on about 11 March, 10 days earlier. The Gregorian calendar therefore began by skipping 10 calendar days, to restore March 21 as the date of the vernal equinox.

Because of the Protestant Reformation, however, many Western European countries did not initially follow the Gregorian reform, and maintained their old-style systems. Eventually other countries followed the reform for the sake of consistency, but by the time the last adherents of the Julian calendar in Eastern Europe (Russia and Greece) changed to the Gregorian system in the 20th century, they had to drop 13 days from their calendars, due to the additional accumulated difference between the two calendars since 1582.

The Gregorian calendar continued the previous year-numbering system (Anno Domini), which counts years from the traditional date of the nativity, originally calculated in the 6th century and in use in much of Europe by the High Middle Ages. This year-numbering system is the predominant international standard today.[8]

The problem is, it's based on Christian reform and goes on an AD status. Why can't we celebrate all the BC/BCE years? Why do we even have to have AD/BC? Stupid and not fair to people that are not Christian. As soon as people realize what a cult Christianity is, I think the world would be a better place.
All wars, violence, BS all stem from religious shit. I'm so sick of it!!!
I will quote George Carlin
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." [George Carlin]

Also:

"Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll to to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money! [George Carlin, fromalbum "You Are All Diseased" (it can also be found in the book "Napalm and Silly Putty".]


"The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music." [George Carlin, Brain Droppings]


"I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to God are all answered at about the same 50-percent rate." [George Carlin, from "You Are All Diseased".]


"A man came up to me on the street and said I used to be messed up out of my mind on drugs but now I'm messed up out of my mind on Jeeesus Chriiist." [George Carlin]


"I have as much authority as the pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it." [George Carlin, Brain Droppings]

There is more but I'll reframe from putting it up.
My thoughts are geared toward us being a creation from ET's. There is no Devine plan people, if there was then why ask god for help? He can't change his Devine plan just to help one person out!! Pray on his day off? Give the church money? They don't pay taxes people!! I don't care about all the stories that have been told over the last few thousand years. They had drugs, famine and alcohol that could bring on any hallucination that a god or alien came down and talked to them. It's like the game telephone, it's never how it started. Think about it a little!! Moses, goes and gets 10 commandments right? One stating "thou shall not kill" but what is the first thing he did when he came down off the mountain? He had a war and KILLED other people?? So that, "thou shall not kill" has no purpose. Wake up people!!!

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Friday, June 10, 2011

1957 vs 2010

Scenario 1:
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.

1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2010 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario 2:
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2010 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged them with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario 3:
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.

1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2010 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario 4:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.

2010 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.

Scenario 5:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school..

1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal who also has a headache

2010 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario 6:
Pedro fails high school English.

1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.

2010 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English..

Scenario 7:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.

1957 - Ants die.

2010 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario 8:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

This should hit every email inbox to show how stupid we have become!!

Monday, October 24, 2005

It has been a while

I know I know it has been a while but what can I say, I am a slacker...

I am currently at home in bed sick and feel like someone is pounding my head with a dull knife. Went out with my friends on Friday night and had a really good time. I now have a camera and will start taking pictures and loading them. I don't fell like it today though. I will start writing more but just have been to busy in the week.

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Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Lots of cake left over.....

I often wondered as a child what a person at my age now does for celebrating life. Now I know that it isn't much and not having many people to celebrate with is a bugger. I am happy with those I spend time with though and feel complete in that aspect. I have lots of cake left over from yesterday though! The best cake I have ever had though and I would buy another cake from that little bakery. Nothing else going on talk more tomorrow.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

My Birthday

Well I am officially 31 today and I fucking started my period. I knew it was a bad day when I woke up this morning. Well enough of that nonsense, I am going out to dinner with my mom and Hubby tonight. First I am going to hang out with my kids and see what they are up to. My boss suprized me with a gift today he got me a candle and a fabulous picture that his brother in law made. I like the originalness of it.
Hope the day gets better and I hope I can see the Lion King again before it leaves town.

Monday, October 10, 2005

Weekend update

Friday starts the kick off for this weekend and here is what happened.
Well first of all I was invited to my friends house in Oregon City for dinner and to hang out (jello shots)
Before I was heading over to get my kids from my grandmas (she watches them until I get off work) I get a phone call from my son's father in Vancouver saying he has Mattio (son's brother) for the weekend and wanted to take my son also for birthday happenings. Well this came to a huge shock to me of course because he never wants to take my son and I can't be a bitch and say no or my son my hate me later for it. So we had to drive all the way to Oregon City get my son drop my daughter off at my friends house drive out to Vancouver with his biological father and then back to Oregon City. Was very weird seeing him and my husband met him and said he was an OK guy. Maybe he finally has grown up!
Anyway so back at Monicas house for dinner and jello shooters! Was a good time we got buzzed and then my husband pulled out some Pot and the 2 of them smoked a joint and I believe I got a contact high from them... I felt a little weird. I do not like pot so let us make that clear right now! I talked my husband into calling in sick on Saturday and we spent the whole day together and I went shopping with my daughter to get shoes for the Lion King on Sunday! Then Saturday night we went back to Monicas for a candle party and then we were going to go out after and celebrate my birthday because Tuesday sucks =)
Anyway Monica had some friends go with us ( Tiffany and Adam ) whom I met at the candle party and they were very cool people. I got so hammered!!!!!!!! I drank so much I couldn't walk and then proceeded to have a mental break down in the bathroom. So we left and I was crying about my son being at his fathers and it was all so weird to me and blurry come to think of it.......Somehow I was driving (don't ask why) My hubby was more drunk than me not good combo cuz i was screaming and crying about my son... somehow we made it to Vancouver and infront of my sons fathers house at 230 am....
And I made Tim go to the door and he was told to get off the property or he would call the cops UGHHHH! I felt so bad for my hubby. But then he called and asked what was going on and I told him " I am 31 years old and I am have a mental moment."
ok so anyway this story could go on and on and I don't want to talk about it anymore.
So we wind up in La Center (gambling town) We got there about 3 am and I was still hammered and we played blackjack for about 3 hours spending 70 bucks and winning 500!! so it was a goodo idea going up there.
Ok home at 630 am and I was still so drunk I couldn't sleep =(
All day Sunday I was stressing because I was tired and hung over! I had to go to Lion King at 630. So we got ready for the play and believe me the day went really fast and I was not wanting to go because of the hangover. So we get to the play after parking 16 blocks away =( And OMG it was the best play I have ever seen, I had goose bumps and tears from the start. Even though I almost fell asleep, I saw most of it and it was fabulous and no I didnt almost fall asleep cuz it was bad, because I had no sleep yet..........ok I cant type anymore.

You asked for it! Recipe for Zuccini Boats

Twice Baked Zucchini Boats
Preheat oven 350 degrees

Ingredients needed:
1-2 zucchini
1/2 onion chopped (sautee if like)
1 clove garlic minced
1 small bushell parsley chopped
1 bag of crushed saltines or ritz
1 bag of your favorite cheese shreaded (or a few different kinds together)
-or grate your own and be the judge of how much you will want
3 pinches of salt and pepper
(optional)
1 breast of pre-cooked cubed chicken
5 pieces of cooked bacon chopped

preperation:
cut ends of the zucchini off and throw away
boil for 10-15 minutes (depends on size)
after cooked/cooled cut long ways
scoop out the meat of the zucchini and drain the juices
mix all the above ingredients with the cooked zucchini meat
stuff in the hollowed out zucchini boats
top with extra cheese and bacon (optional)


BAKE FOR 10 MINUTES

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Just Thursday

I was told by another blogger to post a recipe on here but I feel no one even looks at this so what is the point?